Hi guys,
Im happy that my blog has been a success
but I also havea very cool/funny joke to tell you!!
There once was a man called Dan whose dream job was to be a zookeeper.
His dream came true when he got the job. On his first day his boss explained that if any of the animals in his care died he would have to look in the big red book in the corner of his office'' I wont need that'' he said to himself.He was cleaning out the finches when the end of his brush accidentally hit a perch and a finch fell off
''plop''!! When he realised he had killed it he checked in the red book how much it would cost him, £20:00 was the figure! ''Oh no!'' he thought, so he went over to
the lions cage and threw the body in. The lion wolfed it down.
His next job was to feed the monkeys. while he was doing this, 2 monkeys got so excited swinging that the chain broke ''bang'' both fell to thier deaths!! ''Oh dear''
he thought and checked how much he owed... £100 each! ''I wouldnt earn that in a week'' he gasped! So he took the chimps and launched them into the lions, which devoured them in no time!
He wanted to get away from all the animals so he went to mow the grass , whilst cutting the grass he bumped in to a tree and disturbed 5000 bees in theire hive , which fell in to the path of the big mower. ''Mush'' he checked the price of bees in the book , they cost £10:00 each . "Goodness me" he whispered thats more than i earn in a year! ,and fed them to the lion ''yum yum'' the lion roared.
The next day a new lion came and asked the old lion what the food was like , he answered "great , yesterday i had finch ,chimps and mushy bees!!''
Hope you liked my joke see you soon